pixiepower: new blog

i've moved! i wanted an easier way to post so i created a new blog on tumblr.

steppingovercracks.tumblr.com

so tune in for less talk and more rokk! （⌒▽⌒）

welcome to pixiepower, the site powered by pixies. that's right folks, those fluttering little creatures have been confined and are under my authority. before all you pixie activist start to send me nasty emails, please understand that pixiepower is sanctioned by law to provided a place for the punishment and rehabilitation of unlawful pixies. here at pixiepower we offer many constructive labor programs to teach discipline and further help pixies when they are released. these programs are considered to be a necessary step of rehabilitation. every individual pixie has the opportunity to better themselves while they are incarcerated.
what, you didn't know pixies existed? well you can thank the USPPB (United States Pixie Prison Board) for that. pixie’s have a somewhat mischievous nature and love to play tricks on the human populace. we do not intend to capture these little creatures just for playing practical jokes; however there are times when they cross the line and we cannot look the other way. according to the international convention on pixie, social and cultural rights treaty signed in 1804; hiding objects such as keys, socks, etc. are not punishable acts of criminal activities. pixies can only be penalized for offenses committed which endanger the lives of the public. we believe that we are heading in the right direction due to the significant drop in the pixie related crimes.

the pixies normally work anywhere from 1 to 2 hrs a week on the pixiepower blog. the jobs range from uploading pictures, checking spelling, testing links and answering email. from time to time they get a little restless and like to play havoc on this site. they are normally not reprimanded for this behavior unless it gets out of hand.

How you can help

by visiting this site you are helping a pixie find their way again! so visit often and encourage them to stay on the right track. let them know it is just as fun to help us as it is to trick us. leave a comment here and there and let them know what a good job they are doing. power to the pixies!

3.23.2011

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